Last week both Google and Apple updated their maps to accommodate Trump changing the United States Geological Survey’s recognized name for Lake Ontario to “Lake America”. Just as with Trump’s fiat renaming of the Gulf of Mexico back in the first days of his 2.0 administration, Google and Apple are showing the same names to the same people, by region. Here are the names you now see for Lake Ontario, based on what region your device is set to:
- United States: “Lake America”
- Canada: “Lake Ontario”
- Everywhere else in the world: “Lake Ontario (Lake America)”
This is exactly the same as their joint solution to the Gulf of Mexico renaming — the U.S. sees “Gulf of America”, Mexico sees “Gulf of Mexico”, and the rest of the world sees “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)”.
Here is the solution I strongly believe Google and Apple should follow:
- United States: “Lake America (Lake Ontario)” and “Gulf of America (Gulf of Mexico)”
- Everywhere else in the world: “Lake Ontario” and “Gulf of Mexico”
There is no reason to show these new Trump-dictated names anywhere outside the U.S., even putting them in parentheses. There is no reason to show only the actual traditional names exclusively for users in Canada (for Lake Ontario) and Mexico (for the Gulf). Treating Canada and Mexico as special cases only makes sense if they’re part of some sort of dispute over the names. They’re not. The names of these two bodies of water are not contentious. There is no long-simmering debate about them, like there is with Denali/Mount McKinley in Alaska. The one and only country on the planet with a crackpot kook-ridden government that claims these bodies of water have new names is the United States; the only country that should see the new names is the United States.1
So, I disagree with how Google and Apple have chosen to handle these re-namings. But it is correct that users in the United States do see the new names.
Here’s Andy Ihnatko, at his eponymous website:
We all have every right to be upset. Google’s receiving plenty of
flak over this move (as is Apple; Apple Maps now shows “Lake
America,” reportedly after being pressured directly by
Trump). I dislike Google’s and Apple’s choices, but I can’t
personally fault them.
That said, Trump’s move is clearly meant to antagonize Canada
during a volatile period in our relations. He’s throwing gasoline
on a tariff fight that’s already creating uncertainty and
suffering among vulnerable businesses and consumers on both sides
of what was once an impeccably peaceful border. Google and Apple
didn’t need to move so damned quickly. I wish they’d deferred
the name change long enough for things to cool down a little.
Doing so would have avoided creating the perception of handing one
side a swift, validating victory.
I doubt a cooling-off period would help. Wounds don’t feel better when they’re reopened after healing. It’s best to get it over with. Applying the change to Google and Apple Maps while the GNIS database ink is still wet at least serves to remind who made this change and why. And whose change it rightfully is to make.
This is a bitter pill for some to swallow. What a lot of people want is for Google and Apple to just ignore the U.S. government’s official new names. E.g., to pick just one high-profile pundit, here’s Kara Swisher regarding Google (“quislings”) and Apple (“craven”, “pathetic”). But I suspect, quite strongly, that the people who profess to be the most angry at Apple and Google for going along with this change are the same people who would argue most strongly that Goliath tech companies and mega-billionaires wield too much anti-democratic power and influence.
It’s not coherent to argue that Google and Apple should decide which names to put on their maps only when you want them to ignore the names from the official government database. Neither Google nor Apple are going to sell their maps apps, but it’s not outlandish to think that in some alternative universe, one or more of the leading maps app might be owned by, say, Elon Musk or Larry Ellison. Would the people who want Apple and Google to ignore the official names from the GNIS support the same stance if the two leading maps apps were owned by SpaceX and Oracle instead? Obviously they would not.
What we want is a system where geographic names are determined democratically, by voting. And that is the system we in fact have. Trump won. The Department of the Interior has the power to change these names. If you’re angry that their official names in the United States are now Lake America and Gulf of America, stay angry that Trump won the 2024 election. Stay angry that our president continues to debase his office and embarrass our nation. Directing your anger at Google and Apple for reflecting that change is shooting the messengers.
But this is why I find it embarrassing that both Google and Apple are foisting these absurd names on the rest of the world, even if only between parentheses. These names are nonsense, and they are Americans’ nonsense to deal with.
China is another country with ridiculous geographic dogma. China demands that Taiwan, which is an independent free nation, be falsely labelled as a province of China. Apple Maps reflects that policy — within China. It doesn’t label Taiwan as “(Province of China)” on maps outside China. Bullshit inside parentheses is still bullshit. Less seriously but more preposterously, the Chinese government also insists that the obscure Diaoyu Islands, subject of a long-running territorial dispute with Japan, be drawn larger than they actually are on maps. Apple Maps dutifully renders those inflated false island sizes to users in China. It doesn’t show them to users anywhere else in the world — not even as dotted outlines. Chinese users see Chinese government dogmatic nonsense; no one else does.
So too it should be for U.S. government dogmatic nonsense. Spreading the nonsense to the rest of the world only makes it more embarrassing.
Neither Google nor Apple claim to be cartographic editorial authorities. I do not think we should want them to be. Other non-governmental institutions do claim to be independent authorities. The Associated Press has stuck to their guns even in the face of losing its White House press pool seat over their refusal to adopt the “Gulf of America” name. And then there’s Wikipedia, whose reputation, integrity, popularity, and independence haunt the right wing. From Politico, last week:
Other platforms will soon follow, a senior administration official
told Politico on Tuesday. “We got Lake America changed on Google
Maps, and many other maps are changing in a couple days. And
Wikipedia is going to change as well,” said the official, who was
granted anonymity to speak frankly.
As of Wednesday, Wikipedia was still using the original names of
both the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, while noting that Trump
had signed orders to rename them.
Regarding this, Molly White noted:
A Wikipedia editor put it well: “You almost want to pat them on
the head and say ‘Yes, of course it will’ in the same way you’d
tell a small child that Santa Claus will be delivering their
presents.”
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